So I log onto Twitter. I don’t do this very often, I’m following a grand total of five people, and am followed by an astounding number of two people. I live with one of these people, leaving me with little to no reason to actually use Twitter in any meaningful way.
Moving on, I log on periodically anyway to see if someone has left some obscure update or something, simply because I have an account. No such luck, I browser around a bit, conclude there’s a reason I don’t use Twitter, and ignore it for awhile. I turn my attention to something else for awhile, setting up GPT on my laptop and make some obscure comment about that. I close Twitter and largely forget about it.
About an hour later, I get an email. I am not being followed by “Paragorn Software”

At this point, I am wondering why I am being followed by a software company, let alone followed by a software company sixty minutes after using Twitter for the first time in months. Then I realize, it’s all quite simple really. You see, Paragorn software makes products for Apple’s Mac OS X. Specifically however, they make file system related programs for OS X, such as “NTFS for Mac® OS X 7.0″, which, as the title would imply allows you to use NTFS drives on OS X.
I, of course, have no intrest in paying $30 this when I could just download NTFS-3G for free, but that’s not the point.
The last status update I posted before I left, “SaderBiscut guesses Acronis can’t work with GTP disks, oh well“, mentiones Acronic. Acronis is also a software company, but in context I am referring to one of their products, Disk Director, which lets you do filesystem related work. GTP is me failing to spell GPT, GUID Partition Table, the partition table of the future, but it only works on Macs and some other rare PCs. The best I can figure out is I got flagged by some Twitter-bot and randomly followed based on a parameter of words included in my post. Otherwise I’m being stalked by a multi-national corporation. What’s scary is I can’t help shake the feeling I’ve encountered them before in a similar context, on Twitter.
Shit.